Tuesday, January 02, 2007

No More Inspector Gadget

Most of the fun of a James Bond movie (besides the Bond Girls)
has always been the gadgets: laser-beam watch, a dagger shoe,
after-shave flamethrower, exploding pen--even a boom-box
rocket launcher.

But like the Zen Masters say: "A strength taken too far
becomes a weakness."

And in the last movie (some might even say last several), they
took things way past the point of weakness into flat-out absurdity.

A car with rotating license plates, machine guns, oil slick and
an ejection seat?
Fine.

An invisible car? Forget it.

The World's Coolest Spy had become a silly cartoon character.

But that's all changed in the most recent Bond flick, and is probably
why this re-incarnation of James Bond in Casino Royale has been
so successful. Fewer gadgets, more thinking and more realistic
buhtt-kicking (he finishes one opponent with a rear naked choke,
just like they do on the Ultimate Fighter. But there was no
'tap out'...when I say 'finish', I mean 'finish'.)

So, here's another way Bond, James Bond can help you have
healthy, energetic and enthused life in 007:

Fewer gadgets.
More thinking.
Realistic Buhtt-kicking--your own, of course.

Now, I know you're not going to give up your gadgets.
Me, neither.

But your gadgets are keeping you from good thinking and
kicking. And not just because you or your kids are zoned
out in front of the Wii, PS3, XBox or just the good ole'
booob tube.

All electronics and appliances (even fluorescent lights) give
off electro-magnetic forces/EMF radiation that disturbs your
body's subtle energy field (bio-field).

So make sure you get the best Bond Gadget of all, the
Q-Link. It's named after Bond's Gadget-Master, "Q" himself.
(not really...the Q stands for 'quantum'. The Q-Link helps
keep the quantum link between your Mind and Body clean
and clear.)

The Q-Link will help protect you from the EMFs coming from
your computer, cellphone, TV, iPod, blackberry, GameBoy,
hairdryer, microwave...and all the other 'necessities' that are
shaking and stirring your physical, mental, creative--even
spiritual--energies.

Wearing the Q-Link will help you think clearer and give you the
energy to get up off the couch and get yourself into kick-buhtt
shape.

Go NOW and get your Q-Link Personal Energy Pendant

The fate of the free world might not depend on it, but your
chances for a long, successful, healthy life sure do.

Live like You Mean it (in 007)...

Dr. Vince

P.S. I wear my Q-Link all the time. I keep it in my front
pocket while I'm swimming so I don't get a triangle-shaped
tan line on my chest. And as cool as James Bond looked
in that baby-blue bikini, you won't see me in anything like
that this summer, trust me.