Thursday, April 26, 2007

Darth Vader's Favorite Food

Next month, Darth Vader turns 30.

Not in Earth years, but movie years. And to make it
more confusing, I saw Episode 4 back in 1977, which
was actually Episode 1, etc.

I'm not a big Star Wars fan. I've got a Yoda poster in my
adjusting room, but I haven't even seen Episode 1 or 2.

But it's hard not to know who Darth Vader is. He, along
with the rest of the gang, have made an impression on
our culture, if not our psyche.

So, what did Darth Vader eat to stay healthy. How'd he
keep his 'Force' strong. What would he like for his
birthday dinner.

Beats me.

I don't think we ever saw him eating anything (how would
you fit it through that mask anyway).

The closest we came to seeing his personal health regimen
was looking at the back of his bald, shiny, vein-encrusted
head while he was in his little black egg oxygen tent
(or whatever it was) in Empire Strikes Back.

We know he was strong, but we don't know what he ate.

Sort of like our own ancestors. We don't know 'for sure'
what they ate, because it all happened 'a long time ago...'

But, we do have fossils, anthropology, archeology, other
primates, modern hunter-gatherers...that give us some
insight to our early eating patterns.

We know they were strong, and we have a pretty good
idea of what they ate.

No matter what really happened in the past, if you eat like your
ancestors (allegedly?) ate, your body will be the healthiest
it can be. The results speak for themselves.

Today.

You don't even have to believe in "Cavemen". But just like
Darth Vader, they've influenced our culture (and our bodies)
tremendously, whether we know it or not.

The only hard part is adapting the Stone Age eating style
to our Space Age lifestyle. To use technology to your
advantage, rather than letting it de-humanize you.

That's why I've created the Dr. Vince Caveman Club.
To help you learn the practical, every-day things you need
to know--so you can say goodbye to your 'Jabba the Gutt'
once and for all.

Take a test drive of the Dr. Vince Caveman Club here:
http://www.drvinceonline.com/caveman.htm

Live like You Mean it...

Dr. Vince

PS Even Luke Skywalker had to learn the ancient principles
from Yoda. Let me be Yoda for you (there's even a slight
physical resemblance).

I'll make it easier than you've ever imagined.
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